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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I live to laugh, and I laugh to live”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Committee--a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“A man is hit by a car while crossing a Beverly Hills street. A woman rushes to him and cradles his head in her lap, asking, "Are you comfortable?" The man answers, "I make a nice living."”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.”
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