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“Your idea of fidelity is not having more than one man in bed at the same time”
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“I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough, let's go west.'”
Richard Jeni quotes (American actor and comedian)
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“A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer”

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“Skiing: I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill”
Erma Bombeck quotes (U.S. humorist, 1927-1996)
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“You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither”
Drew Carey quotes (American Comedian, b.1958)
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“You can say any foolish thing to do to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'”
Dave Berry quotes (English musician, b.1941)
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“Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.”
Roseanne quotes (American Actress and Comedian, b.1952)
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“I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.”
Fran Lebowitz quotes (American Writer and Humorist, b.1950)
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“Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.”
Robert Byrne quotes (American Author and billiards champion player, Writer of 'Standard Book of Pool and Billiards'. b.1930)
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“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”
Frank Sinatra quotes (American Actor and Singer, 1915-1998)
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“Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.”
Winston Churchill quotes (British Orator, Author and Prime Minister during World War II. 1874-1965)
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