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“You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type”
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“We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.”
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“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.”
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“Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing”
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“Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?”
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“Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.”
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“There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?”
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“It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core”
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“Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age / as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.”
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“Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.”
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“You know you're old if your walker has an airbag”
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