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“You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.”
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“Unlike most of you, I am not a nut.”
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“They have the Internet on computers, now?”
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“I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.”
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“Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.”
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“Romance is dead - it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.”
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“Prohibition? HA! They tried that in the movies and it didn't work”
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“God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion”
Dan Castellaneta quotes (American Actor and Writer, b.1958) Character: Homer Simpson quotes. TV Show: The Simpsons quotes
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“Life is a paradox, you're damned if you do and damned if you don't”
Nancy Cartwright quotes (American Actress, b.1957) Character: Bart Simpson quotes. TV Show: The Simpsons quotes
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“Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family”
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“If you can't convince them, confuse them.”
Harry S Truman quotes (American 33rd President of the United States, 1884-1972)
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