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“You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.”
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“A man who envies our family is a man who needs help.”
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“Christmas is the one time of year when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.”
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“It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising us than you have.”
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“Bart! With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like love”
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“All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer”
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“Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap the keg.”
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“Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.”
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“Marge, it's 3 AM. Shouldn't you be baking?”
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“Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me!”
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“No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed.”
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