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“You may be a redneck if . . . you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.”
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“I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.”
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“You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not "professional" any more”
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“The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.”
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“If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children".”

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“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else”
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“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.”
Rodney Dangerfield quotes (American Comedian, 1921-2004)
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“If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.”
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“I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.”
Woody Allen quotes (American Actor, Author, Screenwriter and Film Director, b.1935)
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“If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.”
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“If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.”
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