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“You can prick your finger, but don't finger your prick!”
tamzinrose George Carlin quotes (American stand-up Comedian, Actor and Author. b.1937)

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“I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin' heroic.”
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“"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?”
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“Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!”
Elusive_truth George Carlin quotes (American stand-up Comedian, Actor and Author. b.1937)
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“Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that ...”
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“I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.”
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“Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.”
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“There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.”
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“Electricity is really just organized lightning.”
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“The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.”
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“What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?”
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