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“Yesterday, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he would run for governor of California. The announcement was good news for Florida residents who now live in the second flakiest state in the country.”
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“Officials at the White House are saying that President Bush hasn't changed his schedule much since the war started. The main difference, they say, is that he's started watching the news and taping Sponge Bob.”
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“Apparently Arnold was inspired by President Bush, who proved you can be a successful politician in this country even if English is your second language.”
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“The Canadian government continues to say they will not help us if we go to war with Iraq. However, the prime minister of Canada said he'd like to help, but he's pretty sure that last time he checked, Canada had no army.”
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“Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly.”
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“Republicans have called for a National African-American Museum. The plan is being held up by finding a location that isn't in their neighborhood.”
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“Apparently the new high-tech Star Wars toys will be in stores any day now. The toys can talk and are interactive, so they can be easily distinguished from Star Wars fans.”
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“President Bush left for Canada today to attend a trade summit. Reportedly, the trade summit got off to an awkward start when the president pulled out his baseball cards.”
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