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“When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be.”
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“Don't Keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason”
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“Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least I´d have an excuse.”
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“I often try to reassure myself by saying, "Well, at least it can´t get any worse." But the truth is, it always can. And that´s what really terrifies me.”
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“They say a dog is a man´s best friend. That´s if you´re lucky enough to get one of those "friendly" dogs.”
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“New Scientist magazine reported that in the future, cars could be powered by hazelnuts. That's encouraging, considering an eight-ounce jar of hazelnuts costs about nine dollars. Yeah, I've got an idea for a car that runs on bald eagle heads and Faberge eggs.”
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“I´m starting to think that I´m the butt of a joke the whole world is in on.”
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“Researches at Yale found a connection between brain cancer and work environment. The No. 1 most dangerous job for developing brain cancer? Plutonium hat model.”
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“Hey baby, do you like fine cooking? Cause you know what? I got Swanson's Dinner in the freezer with your name on it."”
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“I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”
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“Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare, "Thank you?"”
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