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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteWhen I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns.
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteIf there was a terrible storm outside, but somehow this dog lived through the storm, and he showed up at your door when the storm was finally over, I think a good name for him would be Carl.
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteSometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you.
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteTo me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, Hey, can you give me a hand? You can say, Sorry, got these sacks. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteInstead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait. I guess that's like a regular window. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteThe crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw.
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteWe tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me.
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteI hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteIf I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now

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