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“What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet”
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“I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.”
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“You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.”
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“Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.”
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“More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.”
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“My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.”
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“If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe.”
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“I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.”
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“I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.” Quoting Groucho Marx
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“To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.”
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“In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.”
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