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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteWe have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteMasturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure.

 Thomas S. Szasz quotes (Hungarian psychiatrist and Professor of Psychiatry Emeritus at State University of New York Health Science Center in Syracuse, b.1920)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteMan invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteBelieve and act as if it were impossible to fail.

 Charles F. Kettering quotes (American engineer, inventor of the electric starter, 1876-1958)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quotePhilosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex

 Karl Marx quotes (German political Philosopher and revolutionary, 1818-1883)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteSometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteWe are all in this together, by ourselves.
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 Lily Tomlin quotes (American Actress and Comedian. Mark Twain Prize for American Humor in 2003.b.1939)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteHave you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.
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 Neil Gaiman quotes (English born American Novelist, Journalist, Screenwriter, Children's author and Comics writer of American Gods, amongst many others, b.1960)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteIf God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter

 George Carlin quotes (American stand-up Comedian, Actor and Author. b.1937)

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