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“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”
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“Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol”

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“I have made an important discovery... that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effect of intoxication.”
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“Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.”
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“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”
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“Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.”
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“I'm a big fan of the effects of alcohol.”
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“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.”
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“They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.”
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“The wise and intelligent are coming belatedly to realize that alcohol, and not the dog, is man's best friend. Rover is taking a beating -- and he should.”
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