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“Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.”


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“I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.”
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“Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!”
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“I feel bad for people who die on Valentine's Day. How much would flowers cost then, ten grand?”
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“Valentines Day is a masochistic holiday. If you're in a relationship, then this is the one day you're supposed to say 'I love you', and send gifts to ensure that it means more than the other 364 days of the year; and if you're single, you feel misera”

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