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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteTo me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteIf you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteIf I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteWhat is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk?
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteProbably the saddest thing you'll ever see is a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Forget it, little friend.
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteThere's nothing so tragic as seeing a family pulled apart by something as simple as a pack of wolves.
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteInstead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway; that's my point.
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteWhen I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns.
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteTo me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, Hey, can you give me a hand? You can say, Sorry, got these sacks. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteSometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you.
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteIf trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

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