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“To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other”
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“I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.”
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“Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me?”
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“To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, Hey, can you give me a hand? You can say, Sorry, got these sacks. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)”
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“If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing to do is to blame it on Santa Claus”
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“If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness”
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“Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared”
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“Love can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a way you've never known before. But the ride always ends, and you end up feeling lonely and bitter. Wait. It's not love I'm describing. I'm thinking of a monorail.”
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“It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.”
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“Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.”
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“Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like.”
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