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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteTo enter Europe, you must have a valid passport with a photograph of yourself in which you look like you are being booked on charges of soliciting sheep.
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteWe'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteSharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteScientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteCigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT."

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteWe journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this is how we stay objective.

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