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“Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.”

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“Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.”

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“If you can't convince them, confuse them.”
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“Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
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“If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried”

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“I started out with nothing. I still have most of it.”
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“I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure”

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“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
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“Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back”

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“Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.”
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“Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.”
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