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“There is a new billboard outside Time Square. It keeps an up-to minute count of gun-related crimes in New York. Some goofball is going to shoot someone just to see the numbers move.”
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“New York's such a wonderful city. Although I was at the library today. The guys are very rude. I said, "I'd like a card." He says, "You have to prove you're a citizen of New York." So I stabbed him.”
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“I miss New York. I still love how people talk to you on the street - just assault you and tell you what they think of your jacket.”
Madonna quotes (American Actress and Singer, b.1958)
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“New York Taxi Rules: 1. Driver speaks no English. 2. Driver just got here two days ago from someplace like Segal. 3. Driver hates you.”
themuzikchid Dave Barry quotes (American Writer and Humorist best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.1947)
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“And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know? I think it helps. I just think just standing there going, "Bang!" That's not going to kill too many people, is it? You'd have to be really dodgy on the heart to have that…”
Arco Eddie Izzard quotes (British stand-up Comedian and Actor. b.1962)
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“. . . remember, guns don't kill people -- unless you practice real hard.”
Bill Maher quotes (American Comedian, Actor, Writer and Producer. b.1956)
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“In Washington, the first thing people tell you is what their job is. In Los Angeles you learn their star sign. In Houston you're told how rich they are. And in New York they tell you what their rent is.”
Simon Hoggart quotes
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“Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.”
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“They say life's what happens when you're busy making other plans. But sometimes in New York, life is what happens when you're waiting for a table.”
marklugris Sarah Jessica Parker quotes (American Actress. b.1965, Nelsonville, Ohio, USA) Character: Carrie Bradshaw quotes. TV Show: Sex and the City quotes
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“That's another reason I love New York. Just like that, it can go from bad to cute.”
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“New York is a city of conversations overheard, of people at the next restaurant table (micrometers away) checking your watch, of people reading the stories in your newspaper on the subway train.”
William E. Geist quotes
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