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“There's a statistical theory that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they'd eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we now know this isn't true.”
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“Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.”
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“What, exactly, is the internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a 'modem', can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo”
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“Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks”

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“I heard that if you locked William Shakespeare in a room with a typewriter for long enough, he'd eventually write all the songs by the Monkeys”

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“While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Internet are exchanging, freely and openly, the most uninhibited, intimate and, yes, shocking details about our "CONFIG.SYS" settings.”
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“The Internet is a giant international network of intelligent, informed computer enthusiasts, by which I mean, "people without lives." We don't care. We have each other...”
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“On the Internet, Nobody Knows You're a Dog.”
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“The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow.”
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“Internet: absolute communication, absolute isolation.”
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“I've just found out there are pages on the internet dedicated to whether I'm gay or not.”
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