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“The word bipartisan means some larger-than-usual deception is being carried out”
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“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity”
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“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.”
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“May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.”
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“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live”
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“Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist”
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“If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him”
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“The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election”
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“If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little”
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“I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.”
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“The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.”
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