Thinkexist Quotations

My Account Help

Add the "Dynamic Daily Quotation" to Your Site or Blog - it's Easy!

Quotation:

“The wise and intelligent are coming belatedly to realize that alcohol, and not the dog, is man's best friend. Rover is taking a beating -- and he should.”
W. C. Fields quotes (American Comic and Actor, 1880-1946)

Add to Chapter...

1-10 Quotations of 41

Users who liked this quote also liked:

“I only drink to steady my nerves. Sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for months.”
W. C. Fields quotes (American Comic and Actor, 1880-1946)
Similar Quotes.
Add to Chapter...

“I've been drunk only once in my life. But that lasted for twenty-three years.”
W. C. Fields quotes (American Comic and Actor, 1880-1946)
Similar Quotes.
Add to Chapter...

“I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.”
W. C. Fields quotes (American Comic and Actor, 1880-1946)
Similar Quotes.
Add to Chapter...

“I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.”
W. C. Fields quotes (American Comic and Actor, 1880-1946)
Similar Quotes.
Add to Chapter...

“My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.”
Winston Churchill quotes (British Orator, Author and Prime Minister during World War II. 1874-1965)
Similar Quotes. About: Life quotes, Drinking quotes, Alcohol quotes, Rules quotes, Smoking quotes.
Add to Chapter...

“I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.”
W. C. Fields quotes (American Comic and Actor, 1880-1946)
Similar Quotes.
Add to Chapter...

“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”
Frank Sinatra quotes (American Actor and Singer, 1915-1998)
Similar Quotes. About: Drinking quotes, Funny quotes, Mankind quotes, Enemies quotes, Alcohol quotes.
Add to Chapter...

“Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.”
Winston Churchill quotes (British Orator, Author and Prime Minister during World War II. 1874-1965)
Similar Quotes. About: Funny quotes, Alcohol quotes.
Add to Chapter...

“Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.”
W. C. Fields quotes (American Comic and Actor, 1880-1946)
Similar Quotes.
Add to Chapter...

“Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.”
W. C. Fields quotes (American Comic and Actor, 1880-1946)
Similar Quotes.
Add to Chapter...

Suggested

> T-Shirt quotes
> funny quotes
> famous quotes
> movie quotes
> sayings
> proverbs
> funny sayings
> Inspirational Quotes
> Cute Quotes
> Friendship Quotes
> Motivational Quotes

ThinkExist.com Quotations
Privacy & Security Policy | Terms of Service | Advertise | About us | Press room | Contact us | Help
Copyright ® ThinkExist 1999-2016