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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteFighting for peace is like screwing for virginity

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteThe main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteThe most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating...


...and you finish off as an orgasm.
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteNot only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteIf you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteInside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteThe reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteMay the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

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