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“The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.”
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“Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.”
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“Experts agree that the best type of computer for your individual needs is one that comes on the market about two days after you actually purchase some other computer.”
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“The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.”
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“Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators.”
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“I was a young person once, shortly after the polar ice caps retreated, and I distinctly recall believing that virtually all adults were clueless goobers.”
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“Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.”
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“The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example.”
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“It is a well-known fact that although the public is fine when taken individually, when it forms itself into large groups, it tends to act as though it has one partially consumed Pez tablet for a brain.”
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“Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.”
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“The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.”
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