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“The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.”
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“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”
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“Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.”
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“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.”
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“The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.”
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