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“The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.”
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“If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.”
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“Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.”
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“I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.”
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“My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.”
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“The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue of Liberty.”
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“Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love”
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“To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.”
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“I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.”
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“Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.”
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“Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.”
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