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“The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, 'I've got one question: What color is the red phone?'”
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“Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?”
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“George Bush says, 'Gore's book needs a lot of explaining.' Of course, Bush says that about every book.”
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“Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.”
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“Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide, suddenly the "will of the people" goes out the window.”
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“But isn't there something wrong when I'm the ONLY guy in the country that got fired for 9/11?”
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“The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, "You know what? Let's just grab lunch."”
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“We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It's overrun with sheep and conformists.”
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“We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.”
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“What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country”
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“I have a high state of resentment for the conformity in this country. If you're not married and having children, it's like your life is empty or you're a communist meanie.”
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