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“The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people and don't come in clearly enough.”
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“Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?”
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“Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide, suddenly the "will of the people" goes out the window.”
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“Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.”
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“But isn't there something wrong when I'm the ONLY guy in the country that got fired for 9/11?”
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“In New York now, they have Harvey Milk High School for gay students. They don't have much of a football team, but the half-time show . . .”
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“Bob Dole admitted he used cocaine when he was in college, but then Coca-Cola changed its formula.”
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“Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious.”
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“Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.”
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“Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit."”
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“People have romantic notions about television. In the highest realms they think it's some sort of art medium, and it's not. Others think it's an entertainment medium, it's not that either. It's an advertising medium. It's a method to deliver advertising like a cigarette is a method to deliver nicotine.”
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