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“Taxation is very much like dairy farming. The task is to extract the maximum amount of milk with the minimum amount of moo. And I'm afraid to say, that these days, all I'm getting is moo.”
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“" I would like a question answered today," said Tiffany. "Provided it's not the one about how you get baby hedgehogs," said the man. "No, "said Tiffany patiently. "It's about zoology." "Zoology eh? That's a big word, isn't it." "No, actually it isn't," said Tiffany. "Patronizing is a big word. Zoology is really quite short."”
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“When millions of tons of angry elephant come spinning through the sky, and there was no one there to hear it, does it - philosopically speaking - make a noise?”
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“The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head”
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“There was always someone ready to cut the heir with a knife”
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“You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink”
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“He'd noticed that sex bore some resemblance to cookery: It fascinated people, they sometimes bought books full of complicated recipes and interesting pictures, and sometimes when they were hungry they created vast banquets in their imagination - but”
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“Sooner or later we're all someone's dog”
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“Everyday took an age to go by, which was odd, because days plural went past like a stampede.”
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“Writing is the most fun you can have by yourself.”
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