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“Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be”
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“Don't go around saying the world owes you a living; the world owes you nothing; it was here first”
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“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.”
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“Heaven goes by favor; if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in”
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“It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.”
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“Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself”
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“A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation”
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“The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop”
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“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.”
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“I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places”
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“Do not put off till tomorrow what can be put off till day-after-tomorrow just as well”
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