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“Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get.”
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“[at prof. Frink's yard sale]Three dollars and it only transports matter?!”
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“I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.”
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“Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.”
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“Unlike most of you, I am not a nut.”
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“Oh Lisa, you and your stories... Bart is a Vampire... Beer kills off braincells... Now lets go back to that... building.... where bed and tv.... is”
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“I'm not telling you, 'Never eat a hamburger.' Just eat the good ones with real beef, you know, like the ones from that mom-and-pop diner down the street, ... And it's so good that when you take a bite out of that burger, you just know somewhere in the world a vegan is crying.”
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“Marge, don’t discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals … except the weasel”
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“(Lisa) "I'm going to become a vegetarian" (Homer) "Does that mean you're not going to eat any pork?" "Yes" "Bacon?" "Yes Dad" Ham?" "Dad all those meats come from the same animal" "Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!"”
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“Olive oil ... asparagus ... if your mother wasn't so fancy, we could shop at the gas station like normal people.”
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“I am not crazy. It's the TV that's crazy. Aren't you, TV?”
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