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“Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!”

Dan Castellaneta quotes (American Actor and Writer, b.1958)
Character: Homer Simpson quotes. TV Show: The Simpsons quotes

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“If you really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers”

Dan Castellaneta quotes (American Actor and Writer, b.1958)
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“Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos”

Dan Castellaneta quotes (American Actor and Writer, b.1958)
Character: Homer Simpson quotes. TV Show: The Simpsons quotes

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“Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?”

Dan Castellaneta quotes (American Actor and Writer, b.1958)
Character: Homer Simpson quotes. TV Show: The Simpsons quotes

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“Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done.”

Dan Castellaneta quotes (American Actor and Writer, b.1958)
Character: Homer Simpson quotes. TV Show: The Simpsons quotes

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“Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true.”

Dan Castellaneta quotes (American Actor and Writer, b.1958)
Character: Homer Simpson quotes. TV Show: The Simpsons quotes

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“You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.”

Dan Castellaneta quotes (American Actor and Writer, b.1958)
Character: Homer Simpson quotes. TV Show: The Simpsons quotes

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“I think Mr. Smithers picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I'm around!”

Dan Castellaneta quotes (American Actor and Writer, b.1958)
Character: Homer Simpson quotes. TV Show: The Simpsons quotes

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“Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation.”

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Character: Homer Simpson quotes. TV Show: The Simpsons quotes

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“Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.”

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Character: Homer Simpson quotes. TV Show: The Simpsons quotes

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“All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat?'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.”

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