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“Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants”
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“I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.”
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“Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway; that's my point.”
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“It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.”
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“I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.”
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“If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny.”
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“Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.”
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“Probably the saddest thing you'll ever see is a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Forget it, little friend.”
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“The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face”
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“If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.”
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“If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."”
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