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“Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”
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“It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.”
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“When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.”
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“The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
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“Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary”
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“The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.”
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“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.”
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“We have the best government that money can buy.”
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“It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.”
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“Buy land, they're not making it anymore”
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“In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language”
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