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“Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”
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“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.”
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“Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered -- either by themselves or by others.”
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“Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen”
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“It is curious - curious that physical courage should be so common in the world, and moral courage so rare”
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“There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.”
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“Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear”
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“A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation”
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“A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes”
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“If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be - a Christian”
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“When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.”
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