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“Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least I´d have an excuse.”
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“When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be.”
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“I often try to reassure myself by saying, "Well, at least it can´t get any worse." But the truth is, it always can. And that´s what really terrifies me.”
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“I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend.”
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“Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare, "Thank you?"”
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“Hey baby, do you like fine cooking? Cause you know what? I got Swanson's Dinner in the freezer with your name on it."”
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“They say a dog is a man´s best friend. That´s if you´re lucky enough to get one of those "friendly" dogs.”
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“Don't Keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason”
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“A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true”
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“It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.”
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“Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.”
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