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“Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.”
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“My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.”
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“My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.”
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“I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.”
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“I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.”
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“I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.”
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“My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.”
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“I was so poor growing up - if I wasn't a boy - I'd have had nothing to play with”
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“I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up”
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“One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control”
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“I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.”
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