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“Skiing: I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill”
Erma Bombeck quotes (U.S. humorist, 1927-1996)
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“Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.”

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“A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer”

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“Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think”
Tom Wilson quotes (American actor, writer and comedian)
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“I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food”
Erma Bombeck quotes (U.S. humorist, 1927-1996)
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“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.”
Elayne Boosler quotes (American Comedian and Activist. b.1952)
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“I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.”
Will Shriner quotes (American Comedian, b.1953)
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“Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.”
Robin Williams quotes (American actor)
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“Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night”
Dave Barry quotes (American Writer and Humorist best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.1947)
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“Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test any drug they could come up with”
George Carlin quotes (American stand-up Comedian, Actor and Author. b.1937)
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“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”
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