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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteSharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteScientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteNever under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteCigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT."

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteYou can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteThe Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery.

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