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“Sales Ad at a Store: 'You are my one and only' valentine cards, now on sale: 4 for $5.”


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“It takes more then lace and ribbons And lovely verses too To make a Valentine thats nice enough for you It takes a world of special thoughts tucked into every line and thats exactly what you'll find inside this valentine.”
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“Success means having the courage, the determination, and the will to become the person you believe you were meant to be”
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“If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.”
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