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“Sacred cows make the best hamburger”
Mark Twain quotes (American Humorist, Writer and Lecturer. 1835-1910)
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“Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.”

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“Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God....I could be eating a slow learner.”
Lynda Montgomery quotes
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“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”
Mark Twain quotes (American Humorist, Writer and Lecturer. 1835-1910)
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“I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.”
Will Shriner quotes (American Comedian, b.1953)
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“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”
Emo Philips quotes
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“Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination”
Mark Twain quotes (American Humorist, Writer and Lecturer. 1835-1910)
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“Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think”
Tom Wilson quotes (American actor, writer and comedian)
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“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
Julia Child quotes
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“Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself”
Mark Twain quotes (American Humorist, Writer and Lecturer. 1835-1910)
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“Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most”
Mark Twain quotes (American Humorist, Writer and Lecturer. 1835-1910)
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