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“Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.”
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“Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love”
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“Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.”
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“The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.”
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“Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions”
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“You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither”
Drew Carey quotes (American Comedian, b.1958)
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“Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.”
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“Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any”

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“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”
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“Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?”
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“Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last”

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