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    I Like this quote I dislike this quotePeople always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"I'm feeling so good. I feel like a million bucks. I'm focused, I'm alert, I'm zippy and top of my game.. I've never felt better! I'm sharp as a tack right now. And what's weird is that I didn't get a good nights sleep last night. And they say that's the most important thing..Or is it breakfast they said?..That's the most important meal of the day, breakfast...yes. And then it's 'i' before 'e' I know that..Um.. diamonds are a girl's best friend. Dog is a man's best friend.. What was I talking about?..Oh that's right, that I feel great and I'm at the top of my game. And it's odd because I didn't get hardly any sleep last night. And, they say that's the most important thing."
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteMy dog of 17 years just died. Oh you're kidding?...Noooo...as funny as that is, I'm not
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"Go to bed in your fireplace, you'll sleep like a log."
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteNothing says holidays, like a cheese log.
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