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“Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highways”
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“Sure, the lion is king of the jungle but airdrop him into Antarctica, & he's just a penguin's bitch”
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“It's ironic that in our culture everyone's biggest complaint is about not having enough time; yet nothing terrifies us more than the thought of eternity.”
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“A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.”
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“And quit bringing up our forefathers and saying they were civil libertarians. Our founding fathers would have never tolerated any of this crap. For God's sake, they were blowing peoples' heads off because they put a tax on their breakfast beverage. And it wasn't even coffee.”
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“I lapsed into rude.”
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“Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what's more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?”
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“What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps us from fully enjoying the show. Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy.”
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“The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country.”
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“You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R”
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“Police in Washington D.C. are now using cameras to catch drivers who go through red lights. Many congressmen this week opposed the use of the red light cameras incorrectly assuming they were being used for surveillance at local brothels.”
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