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“Owww look at me Marge, I'm making people Happy! I'm the magical man, from Happy Land, who lives in a gumdrop house on Lolly Pop Lane!!!!...... By the way I was being sarcastic...”
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“It [YVAN EHT NIOJ] doesn't mean anything! It's like 'ramalamadingdong' or 'give peace a chance'!”
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“Trying is the first step to failure”
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“"Let's just say that on this day, a million years ago, a dude was born who most of us think was magic. But others don't, and that's cool. But we're probably right. Amen." - Homer Simpson”
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“It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of TV a day.”
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“They have the Internet on computers, now?”
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“Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me!”
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“If he's so smart, how come he's dead?”
Kaene Homer Simpson quotes (Fictional character from the animated television series created by Matt Groening, The Simpsons.)
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“I am not crazy. It's the TV that's crazy. Aren't you, TV?”
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“Oh Lisa, you and your stories... Bart is a Vampire... Beer kills off braincells... Now lets go back to that... building.... where bed and tv.... is”
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“If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing.”
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