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“Owww look at me Marge, I'm making people Happy! I'm the magical man, from Happy Land, who lives in a gumdrop house on Lolly Pop Lane!!!!...... By the way I was being sarcastic...”
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“Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.”
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“How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?”
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“'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?”
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“I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman!”
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“No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed.”
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“Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.”
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“(Lisa) "I'm going to become a vegetarian" (Homer) "Does that mean you're not going to eat any pork?" "Yes" "Bacon?" "Yes Dad" Ham?" "Dad all those meats come from the same animal" "Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!"”
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“I'm in a place where I don't know where I am!”
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“Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get.”
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“Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that.”
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