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“One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like”
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“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity”
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“The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.”
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“Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things”
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“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live”
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“I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose”
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“May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.”
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“I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin' heroic.”
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“The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept”
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“I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they're cramming for their final exam.”
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“I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.”
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