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“One man's Voltaire is another man's Screech.”
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“We are no longer the knights who say ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!”
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“'What? Ridden on a horse?' 'Yes' 'You're using coconuts!' 'What?' 'You've got two empty halves of coconuts and you're banging them together!' 'So?'”
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“And quit bringing up our forefathers and saying they were civil libertarians. Our founding fathers would have never tolerated any of this crap. For God's sake, they were blowing peoples' heads off because they put a tax on their breakfast beverage. And it wasn't even coffee.”
jake11 Dennis Miller quotes (American Comedian and Actor, b.1953)
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“I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”
mojomonkey77 Monty Python quotes (Creators and stars of the television comedy series Monty Python's Flying Circus.)
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“What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps us from fully enjoying the show. Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy.”
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“Sure, the lion is king of the jungle but airdrop him into Antarctica, & he's just a penguin's bitch”
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“When in doubt, go for the dick joke.”
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“It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that?”
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“Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean?”
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“I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin' heroic.”
no_echo George Carlin quotes (American stand-up Comedian, Actor and Author. b.1937)
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