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“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”
Drew Carey quotes (American Comedian, b.1958)
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“Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
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“The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.”
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“Shin: Device for finding furniture in the dark”

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“Americans have different ways of saying things. They say "elevator", we say "lift"... they say "President", we say "stupid psychopathic git.”
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“Programming today is a race between software engineers stirring to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.”

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“A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer”

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“Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives”
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“I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police.”
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“I started out with nothing. I still have most of it.”
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