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“My nose itched, and I knew I should drink wine or kiss a fool.”
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“Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.”
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“Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.”
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“You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”
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“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.”
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“A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk”
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“Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.”
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